[Rant warning]

Hey man, if you want to suck my wheel, that's cool. I was out on a solo ride anyway. But next time you sneak up on someone you better let them know you're there, because if I hadn't sat up and signaled my turn I would have wrecked us both hardcore and you know it. I have no idea how long you were back there, but next time, ride up and say hello. I'm normally very nice. But when you scare the **** out of me like that......

[end rant]