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Old 04-27-07, 10:06 AM   #576
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You are too cute. Speaking of leggy guys, are you single? If so, when you joining on a ride? If not...NOTE...I'm backing away from the married man!
Not married, but i do have a girlfriend. I'll be at the Goodbye GMR ride hopefully.
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Old 04-27-07, 10:38 AM   #578
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We ride with married men.

We don't ride married men.
Well put. In fact, I tell the married men (AND the ones with girlfriends) that when riding with them, I have a "blur" button over their heinies (like on TV when they blur out nudity). The single men's heinies, however, are fair game, and I lick my chops over them openly.
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Old 04-27-07, 10:40 AM   #579
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That's pure BS right there, ME.

Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
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Old 04-27-07, 10:44 AM   #580
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I always look. I just don't touch. Well, most of the time.
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Old 04-27-07, 10:55 AM   #581
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That's pure BS right there, ME.

Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
Well, I've learned my lesson. Me no lookey or touchy...
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Old 04-27-07, 10:57 AM   #582
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What dingus taught you that lesson? I'll smite him upon the charred entrails of my enemies...or something.
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Old 04-27-07, 11:05 AM   #583
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Well, there's nothing stopping ya'll from touching the computer screen.
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Old 04-27-07, 11:07 AM   #584
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That's pure BS right there, ME.

Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.

Yup...its look but don't lick
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Old 04-27-07, 11:07 AM   #585
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What dingus taught you that lesson? I'll smite him upon the charred entrails of my enemies...or something.
My lips are sealed. But I like how you intend to smite someone...that's pretty impressive.
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Old 04-27-07, 11:08 AM   #586
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Well, there's nothing stopping ya'll from touching the computer screen.
touch? Um...try stroke.
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Old 04-27-07, 11:08 AM   #587
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Old 04-27-07, 11:09 AM   #588
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touch? Um...try stroke.
I'm partial to the button that says CONTROL.
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Old 04-27-07, 01:01 PM   #589
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There's always the insert button.

/escape
//or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
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Old 04-27-07, 02:08 PM   #590
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...I have a "blur" button over their heinies (like on TV when they blur out nudity).
Oh.my.gawd. The visual! I am cracking up here. And I am SO gonna use that line (may I?).

But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married? The telltale ring thru the nose, and attached chain, is not visible, right? Or do I need to adjust my helmet-mirror somehow...?

Thanks for the welcome, everybody!

(Blur button over heinies. Still laughing.)
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Old 04-27-07, 02:11 PM   #591
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There's always the insert button.

/escape
//or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
I prefer the insert, start and Num Lock buttons personally, but I've lost track of exactly the context we speak of...
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Old 04-27-07, 02:12 PM   #592
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But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
We can smell it on them.
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We can smell it on them.

I think that was mustard!
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Hmmm. I guess that's why I look around for cyclists when I go to the deli.
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Old 04-27-07, 02:18 PM   #595
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But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
Easy. I can tell if a man is married by doing this:

M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex: "Hey, niiiccceeeee rear you got going there. You married?"

Male rider over shoulder to M.E.: "Uh...yeah."

M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex "Oh...like I said...niiiiccceeeee rear wheel. Gotta get me one of those." - rides off mumbling to self incoherently

Works every time. Fool proof.

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But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married? The telltale ring thru the nose, and attached chain, is not visible, right? Or do I need to adjust my helmet-mirror somehow...?
There's the defeated, hunched shoulders, the rounded back from toiling under an opressive boot of responsibility, the ackward way we have to sit due to nether-region atrophy...plenty of ways to pick us out.
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Hmmm. I guess that's why I look around for cyclists when I go to the deli.

Ah ha...now that explains some stuff....

So how do married men smell???
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Mo'Phat, you had me at "entrails".

Why are all the guys with bulging vocabularies taken?

> weeps bitterly <

HappyTime: mmm, mustard. The perfect accessory to a mouth-watering wiener, am I right?
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There's the defeated, hunched shoulders, the rounded back from toiling under an opressive boot of responsibility, the ackward way we have to sit due to nether-region atrophy...plenty of ways to pick us out.
So true...
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So how do married men smell???
Like someone forced them to bathe more often than they really wanted to.

And with a hint of April Fresh Downey. Single men never use fabric softener in the wash.
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