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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek
    *cough*

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    *cough cough*
    You are too cute. Speaking of leggy guys, are you single? If so, when you joining on a ride? If not...NOTE...I'm backing away from the married man!

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    We ride with married men.

    We don't ride married men.

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    touche'
    Mistakes are just fine. Just don't make excuses....

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1
    You are too cute. Speaking of leggy guys, are you single? If so, when you joining on a ride? If not...NOTE...I'm backing away from the married man!
    Not married, but i do have a girlfriend. I'll be at the Goodbye GMR ride hopefully.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happytime
    We ride with married men.

    We don't ride married men.
    Well put. In fact, I tell the married men (AND the ones with girlfriends) that when riding with them, I have a "blur" button over their heinies (like on TV when they blur out nudity). The single men's heinies, however, are fair game, and I lick my chops over them openly.

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    That's pure BS right there, ME.

    Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.

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    I always look. I just don't touch. Well, most of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
    That's pure BS right there, ME.

    Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
    Well, I've learned my lesson. Me no lookey or touchy...

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    What dingus taught you that lesson? I'll smite him upon the charred entrails of my enemies...or something.

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    Well, there's nothing stopping ya'll from touching the computer screen.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
    That's pure BS right there, ME.

    Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.

    Yup...its look but don't lick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
    What dingus taught you that lesson? I'll smite him upon the charred entrails of my enemies...or something.
    My lips are sealed. But I like how you intend to smite someone...that's pretty impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek
    Well, there's nothing stopping ya'll from touching the computer screen.
    touch? Um...try stroke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbm
    Yup...its look but don't lick

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1
    touch? Um...try stroke.
    I'm partial to the button that says CONTROL.

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    There's always the insert button.

    /escape
    //or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1
    ...I have a "blur" button over their heinies (like on TV when they blur out nudity).
    Oh.my.gawd. The visual! I am cracking up here. And I am SO gonna use that line (may I?).

    But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married? The telltale ring thru the nose, and attached chain, is not visible, right? Or do I need to adjust my helmet-mirror somehow...?

    Thanks for the welcome, everybody!

    (Blur button over heinies. Still laughing.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
    There's always the insert button.

    /escape
    //or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
    I prefer the insert, start and Num Lock buttons personally, but I've lost track of exactly the context we speak of...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allez Oops
    But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
    We can smell it on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happytime
    We can smell it on them.

    I think that was mustard!
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    Hmmm. I guess that's why I look around for cyclists when I go to the deli.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allez Oops
    But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
    Easy. I can tell if a man is married by doing this:

    M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex: "Hey, niiiccceeeee rear you got going there. You married?"

    Male rider over shoulder to M.E.: "Uh...yeah."

    M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex "Oh...like I said...niiiiccceeeee rear wheel. Gotta get me one of those." - rides off mumbling to self incoherently

    Works every time. Fool proof.
    Last edited by merider1; 04-27-07 at 02:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allez Oops
    But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married? The telltale ring thru the nose, and attached chain, is not visible, right? Or do I need to adjust my helmet-mirror somehow...?
    There's the defeated, hunched shoulders, the rounded back from toiling under an opressive boot of responsibility, the ackward way we have to sit due to nether-region atrophy...plenty of ways to pick us out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happytime
    Hmmm. I guess that's why I look around for cyclists when I go to the deli.

    Ah ha...now that explains some stuff....

    So how do married men smell???
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    Mo'Phat, you had me at "entrails".

    Why are all the guys with bulging vocabularies taken?

    > weeps bitterly <

    HappyTime: mmm, mustard. The perfect accessory to a mouth-watering wiener, am I right?

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