I'll be there, and I'll be RACING!! Now's your chance to get a great deal on some really fantastic goodies! It's also your chance to CHECK OUT THE TRACK!! Watch the thrilling bike races. check out skinsuits of appropriate genders!! check out the GORGEOUS, sleek, beautiful track bikes. Come cheer for me as I get my butt pasted all over the velodrome by the Category IV newbies!! It's going to be a glorious day!!
The Velodrome Phoenix, transforming from typhoid mary into frisky fighter