how will you die?
01-11-07, 10:27 PM
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how will you die?
"jason: At age 67 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs."
https://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
https://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
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01-11-07, 10:40 PM
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Daniel: At age 82 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Cool, Ill be governor!!
You can just cal me the "cyclinator"
Cool, Ill be governor!!
You can just cal me the "cyclinator"
01-11-07, 10:49 PM
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It is fantastic.
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Voltaire: At age 66 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
01-11-07, 10:58 PM
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Pat: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
Sweet, I can deal with that
Sweet, I can deal with that
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01-11-07, 11:03 PM
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Jason Meadows: At age 29 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
Those sons of *****es.
Those sons of *****es.
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01-11-07, 11:06 PM
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Heather : At age 57 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
Kinky no?
Kinky no?
01-11-07, 11:16 PM
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Billy:At age 54 choking on a piece of steak.
Funny, I don't eat steak.
Funny, I don't eat steak.
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01-11-07, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Fixer
George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.
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01-11-07, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by OC Roadie
^^^ The Winner
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci
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01-11-07, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The Fixer
George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.
Life was good, and ends well!!
01-12-07, 12:15 AM
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Paul: At age 72 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
01-12-07, 12:17 AM
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Phil Thomas: At age 73 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,
but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
"Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""
Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,
but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
"Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""
Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
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01-12-07, 12:21 AM
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will: At age 48 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
awesome! although i wish it were 84 instead of 48
and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys
awesome! although i wish it were 84 instead of 48
and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys
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01-12-07, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by zzzwillzzz
and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci
01-12-07, 01:10 AM
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hello
Originally Posted by Extort
So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku
01-12-07, 01:10 AM
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Time for me to start commiting some crime!:
eric: At age 49 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
Anyone driving a Range Rover in W. Virginia DESERVES to be cannibalized by inbred mountain men.
eric: At age 49 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
Originally Posted by Extort
Phil ....
So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,
but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
"Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""
Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,
but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
"Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""
Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
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01-12-07, 08:20 AM
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Paul: At age 76 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Now I can't stop whistling that song.
Now I can't stop whistling that song.
01-12-07, 08:42 AM
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(This one may sound about right to anyone who made it to El Cholo with me and Happyfeet last month)
Jon: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
- I admit I cheated and refused to accept the first answer. Something about being subjected to Britney Spears' music for a very long time resulting in my head exploding. I didn't believe it simply because I knew I would never survive as long as they claimed.
Jon: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
- I admit I cheated and refused to accept the first answer. Something about being subjected to Britney Spears' music for a very long time resulting in my head exploding. I didn't believe it simply because I knew I would never survive as long as they claimed.
01-12-07, 10:23 AM
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steve: At age 100 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
01-12-07, 10:27 AM
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One of my favorite quotes
"I want to die in my sleep like my Uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers..."
"I want to die in my sleep like my Uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers..."
01-12-07, 10:29 AM
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Haim: At age 90 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
01-12-07, 10:38 AM
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Lee: Age 85; Came in too hot to a turn coming down GMR, went over the side of the mountain. At least I died with a smile on my face.
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