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    Whateverthehell Chucklehead's Avatar
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    how will you die?

    "jason: At age 67 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs."



    http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
    "When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci

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    I would rather focus on living

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    Daniel: At age 82 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.


    Cool, Ill be governor!!
    You can just cal me the "cyclinator"

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    Voltaire: At age 66 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

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    Pat: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
    Sweet, I can deal with that
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    Jason Meadows: At age 29 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

    Those sons of *****es.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    huge...tracts of land heddywouldgo's Avatar
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    Heather : At age 57 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

    Kinky no?
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    Billy:At age 54 choking on a piece of steak.

    Funny, I don't eat steak.

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    George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.
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    Out of Commission OC Roadie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fixer
    George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.
    ^^^ The Winner
    If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, then come sit next to me.

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    Whateverthehell Chucklehead's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by OC Roadie
    ^^^ The Winner
    it will be debated for years after as to whether he had it comin' or not.
    Last edited by Chucklehead; 01-11-07 at 11:50 PM.
    "When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fixer
    George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.

    Life was good, and ends well!!

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    Paul: At age 72 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

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    Phil Thomas: At age 73 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

    So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,
    but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
    "Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""

    Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
    Women think they're so clever because they can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship, but men can fake a whole relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

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    will: At age 48 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

    awesome! although i wish it were 84 instead of 48

    and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys
    Last edited by zzzwillzzz; 01-12-07 at 12:28 AM.

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    Whateverthehell Chucklehead's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzwillzzz
    and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys
    oh yeah? ever tried it?
    "When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extort
    So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku
    I rented that movie a couple years ago.....good film.
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    Raising the Abyss celticfrost's Avatar
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    Time for me to start commiting some crime!:

    eric: At age 49 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

    Quote Originally Posted by Extort
    Phil ....

    So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,

    but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
    "Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""

    Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
    Anyone driving a Range Rover in W. Virginia DESERVES to be cannibalized by inbred mountain men.
    "...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."

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    Paul: At age 76 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.



    Now I can't stop whistling that song.
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    Rule #5 : Never argue with an idiot: those watching might not be able to tell the difference.
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    (This one may sound about right to anyone who made it to El Cholo with me and Happyfeet last month)

    Jon: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

    - I admit I cheated and refused to accept the first answer. Something about being subjected to Britney Spears' music for a very long time resulting in my head exploding. I didn't believe it simply because I knew I would never survive as long as they claimed.
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    At 98, I will be rock climbing and my last words will be "OOPS!"

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    steve: At age 100 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

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    One of my favorite quotes

    "I want to die in my sleep like my Uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers..."

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    Haim: At age 90 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

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    Lee: Age 85; Came in too hot to a turn coming down GMR, went over the side of the mountain. At least I died with a smile on my face.
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