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Old 01-11-07, 10:27 PM   #1
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how will you die?

"jason: At age 67 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs."



http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
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Old 01-11-07, 10:36 PM   #2
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I would rather focus on living
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Daniel: At age 82 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.


Cool, Ill be governor!!
You can just cal me the "cyclinator"
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Voltaire: At age 66 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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Pat: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
Sweet, I can deal with that
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Jason Meadows: At age 29 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Those sons of *****es.
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Heather : At age 57 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Kinky no?
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George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.
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George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.
^^^ The Winner
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^^^ The Winner
it will be debated for years after as to whether he had it comin' or not.
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Old 01-11-07, 11:45 PM   #12
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George: At age 89, of a sudden stroke while a 23 year old girl sits on top.

Life was good, and ends well!!
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Old 01-12-07, 12:15 AM   #13
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Paul: At age 72 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
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Phil Thomas: At age 73 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,
but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
"Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""

Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
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Old 01-12-07, 12:21 AM   #15
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will: At age 48 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

awesome! although i wish it were 84 instead of 48

and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys

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Old 01-12-07, 12:41 AM   #16
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and it's a lot better than getting my @$$ kicked by monkeys
oh yeah? ever tried it?
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Old 01-12-07, 01:10 AM   #17
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So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku
I rented that movie a couple years ago.....good film.
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Old 01-12-07, 01:10 AM   #18
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Time for me to start commiting some crime!:

eric: At age 49 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

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Phil ....

So I looked up 'Wrong Turn' and while I did find out that I would be hanging out with Eliza Dashku,

but I wouldn't enjoy her company for long.
"Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by "cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.""

Either that or I am one of the mountain men?!?!...
Anyone driving a Range Rover in W. Virginia DESERVES to be cannibalized by inbred mountain men.
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Paul: At age 76 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.



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(This one may sound about right to anyone who made it to El Cholo with me and Happyfeet last month)

Jon: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

- I admit I cheated and refused to accept the first answer. Something about being subjected to Britney Spears' music for a very long time resulting in my head exploding. I didn't believe it simply because I knew I would never survive as long as they claimed.
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At 98, I will be rock climbing and my last words will be "OOPS!"
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Old 01-12-07, 10:23 AM   #22
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steve: At age 100 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
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One of my favorite quotes

"I want to die in my sleep like my Uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers..."
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Haim: At age 90 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
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Lee: Age 85; Came in too hot to a turn coming down GMR, went over the side of the mountain. At least I died with a smile on my face.

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