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    Why So Many Hot Male Riders...

    ...on this forum?

    Enough about the females...I want to discuss the hard, hot butts of the men I see on a regular basis who ride bikes. Nothing like a man in spandex - forget the surfers, the runners, the volleyball playing wussies...it's the cyclists that get my blood pumping.

    If you feel you represent the true hottie hot male cyclist, please post pic.

    Oh, and I vote Mt. Baldy as the hot bed for the finest specimens. Only those men with incredible flanks can make it up that mountain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Nothing like a man in spandex

    +1,000,000,000

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    I so knew YOU would be the first to reply, HappyLoveLongLongtime.

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    I'm here. Wait, what're we talking about?

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I rode with a primarily gay club earlier this year, and I'm sure they agree with you too!
    "Well, I guess you can cut the arts as much as you want... Sooner or later, these kids aren't going to have anything to read or write about." (Richard Dreyfus as Glenn Holland)

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    Are you the only male willing to step up to the plate, Henry? Sad, I tell ya...

    EDIT: Oops, spoke too soon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by urbanknight View Post
    I rode with a primarily gay club earlier this year, and I'm sure they agree with you too!
    Sigh. Why does that have to be pointed out? I'm talking from the female perspective. And really, men's lower halves are quite stunning especially if they cycle.

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    Looks like it's just me and urbanknight. One for the each of ya.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    ...on this forum?

    Enough about the females...I want to discuss the hard, hot butts of the men I see on a regular basis who ride bikes. Nothing like a man in spandex - forget the surfers, the runners, the volleyball playing wussies...it's the cyclists that get my blood pumping.


    I play volleyball. That was mean.

    Quote Originally Posted by merider
    If you feel you represent the true hottie hot male cyclist, please post pic.

    Oh, and I vote Mt. Baldy as the hot bed for the finest specimens. Only those men with incredible flanks can make it up that mountain.


    But you've never ridden Palomar. So whatever to you.

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    my pic would be all matrixed out...sorry.
    Mistakes are just fine. Just don't make excuses....

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    Ah, these HOT, yet modest men. ME, I know you've got tons of photos of these princes in spandex, you better start posting.
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    The Baldy theory doesn't pan out. I made it up there.

    Besides, if hill climbing is what makes men hot, you should be all over this guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shnuddy View Post
    Ah, these HOT, yet modest men. ME, I know you've got tons of photos of these princes in spandex, you better start posting.
    Wise words.

    Listen to Debbie, ME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    [COLOR=silver]

    I play volleyball. That was mean.


    But you've never ridden Palomar. So whatever to you.
    Zip it and post pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indolent58 View Post
    The Baldy theory doesn't pan out. I made it up there.

    Besides, if hill climbing is what makes men hot, you should be all over this guy.

    Sheesh...Dan - I said: "...ON THIS FORUM!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Nothing like a man in spandex


    Here's a picture of two men in spandex for you.

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    You men have just asked for it...

    EDIT: actually, I take that back. I'm NOT going to go find pics of overweight women in spandex and post them in your female thread. I'm a little more mature than you little boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Nothing like a man in spandex - forget the surfers, the runners, the volleyball playing wussies...it's the cyclists that get my blood pumping.
    As far as volleyball playing is concerned, they get my full respect. Volleyball takes a lot more endurance than we normally would think. Try playing 2 on 2 beach volleyball for 15 minutes and tell me how easy it is ... NOT. But then again, I normally watch women's pro beach volleyball ... No those are hot!
    I'm in it to finish it.

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    I don't wear spandex, so I suppose I don't fit the criteria.

    But I suppose I'll contribute a complementary sexy fat man in spandex pic, per ME's request.



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    You boys posting unattractive pics are reprsenting yourselves, you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    I'm a little more mature than you little boys.
    Men? Mature?

    Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinrobot View Post
    Men? Mature?

    Heh.
    Yeah...what WAS I thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    You boys posting unattractive pics are reprsenting yourselves, you know.
    So you don't like our fat guts???
    I'm in it to finish it.

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    But, but i don't really have any decent pics showing off my incredible physique...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    You boys posting unattractive pics are reprsenting yourselves, you know.
    We just have fewer body image issues.

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