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Old 11-20-07, 01:05 PM
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Got into an accident and a fight...

I rear ended a car while driving home from work yesterday.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car, and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it, he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started...








P.S. It's a joke... :-) <---disclaimer
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Originally Posted by jsharr
A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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bad joke.
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Hope you didn't get your butt kicked too badly.....
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Originally Posted by mateo44
Hope you didn't get your butt kicked too badly.....
If he didn't, he's about to...
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Old 11-20-07, 01:12 PM
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Tough crowd...
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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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Hmmm he's able to type so it may not have been tooooo bad a butt kickin.
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Originally Posted by Psydotek
P.S. It's a joke... :-) <---disclaimer
The discliamer should read "It's a BAD joke!". Just jagging you ... I laughed!

... Brad
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Old 11-20-07, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by VanceMac
If he didn't, he's about to...
Why, did Sneezy find out what he said?
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Originally Posted by mateo44
Why, did Sneezy find out what he said?
Nah, Grumpy heard all about it though...
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Bwahahahahaha!
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Sneezy was feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy punched Him.
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I thought it was funny!
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Well done!!! That was funny.
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