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    the "hot chicks with ******-bags" thread

    Why are the hot chicas so often attracted to the slimy ******bags of the world?

    http://www.hotchickswith******bags.com/

    (no dis-respect intended to Michael Ball)

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    This couple looks pretty normal to me.
    [IMG]http://www.hotchickswith******bags.com/uploaded_images/DB2152-769326.jpg[/IMG]
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    Because they just want to have fun, drink, enjoy life, with no strings etc attached? The smart ones settle down with someone stable once they get older, the dumb ones get pregnant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UmneyDurak View Post
    Because they just want to have fun, drink, enjoy life, with no strings etc attached? The smart ones settle down with someone stable once they get older, the dumb ones get pregnant.
    ...or sterile because of some STD they pick up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    Why are the hot chicas so often attracted to the slimy ******bags of the world?

    http://www.hotchickswith******bags.com/

    (no dis-respect intended to Michael Ball)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    Why are the hot chicas so often attracted to the slimy ******bags of the world?
    If the above is true, then which is it: are you a ******bag or is your wife/gf ugly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    ...or sterile because of some STD they pick up...
    More than just DBs carry those, so don't judge a book by it's cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    Why are the hot chicas so often attracted to the slimy ******bags of the world?

    http://www.hotchickswith******bags.com/

    (no dis-respect intended to Michael Ball)

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    (It has always been this way and will never change.) There are three things that make the world go-round: sex, money and who you know. If you happen to have good morals and wisdom you will not be pictured on this DB web site.

    And why are you interested in such a web site? Discuss…
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    I'm a ******bag (not the slimy type- I'm just kind of an ass and care about how I look) and my girlfriend is hot (and also amazingly cool and grounded).

    I've dated less attarctive girls and it didn't make me any less of a DB. What gives?
    Having fingers is pretty sweet. You can do all kinds of things with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkAJ View Post
    (It has always been this way and will never change.) There are three things that make the world go-round: sex, money and who you know. If you happen to have good morals and wisdom you will not be pictured on this DB web site.
    And why are you interested in such a web site? Discuss…
    You are so right, Mark. Also, most of those women on that site appear to be the stereo-typical looking plastic types with lots of makeup, often fake boobs, too much tanning spray and over-processed hair. Many of them may look good in their 20's but seriously show signs of fading by age 30. I don't think the women are all that far from the image of the men, quite truthfully. Yes, the men are really cheesy looking, but they are being called DBs because they are with the hot-girl-that-you-know-you're-likely-getting-a-piece-of-later, and most men are jealous of that. The women aren't being picked on because they are hot in the eyes of most men who still love the notion of picking up women at bars.

    I laugh at the website, but I find both the men and women ridiculous.

    (note here: just like all websites of this sort, sometimes pics are used that don't work. I agree with Nachoman on the pic he posted. I don't think that belongs on the site as both the man and woman are attractive and look normal.)

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    Just go and talk to the hot girls and you can be a bag of ****** too. If that doesn't work try getting them drunk. After all nothing says ****** bag like date ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by felt1 View Post
    Just go and talk to the hot girls and you can be a bag of ****** too. If that doesn't work try getting them drunk. After all nothing says ****** bag like date ****.
    Why does talking to a hot girl qualify a man to be a DB? And getting a woman drunk and raping her isn't the action of a DB, but that of a criminal.

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    Too funny.. a co-worker (red hair) just submitted a photo to that site this month:

    [img]http://www.hotchickswith******bags.com/uploaded_images/DB2101-769234.jpg[/img]

    DB1-

    So I met this guy last night and I was incredibly embarrassed to be seen with him in a club. I kind of noticed this type of hair style is popular on the east coast. He said he's from New York so I figured this is what an east coast ****** bag looks like.

    Sincerely,

    Erin from Los Angeles
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    Nice 'Bag Tag, Erin. It seems you have captured the rare east coast Mendouchulous Oblongdoblus, or what is generally described as A Brooklyn Scrote.

    While occasionally some manage to migrate to the West Coast, it is rare indeed. Excellent work to capture and 'bag tag such a devious scrotundae in picture form. Such spottings should be cherished.

    Like when I spotted a Duck Billed Platypus losing at a craps table at the Wynn in Vegas. At least I think that's what I saw. Stupid alcohol.

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    The **** part was a joke. The talking part has to do with self promotion. if you don't promote yourself like some of these DB you will never get the hot chick. Personally I'm not one to date ****, does nothing for me. I'm more into regular ****. You know like the pinning down in the parking structure staircase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Why does talking to a hot girl qualify a man to be a DB? And getting a woman drunk and raping her isn't the action of a DB, but that of a criminal.
    So true, though the categories cross-over frequently--date ******* are both DBs and criminals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by felt1 View Post
    The **** part was a joke. The talking part has to do with self promotion. if you don't promote yourself like some of these DB you will never get the hot chick. Personally I'm not one to date ****, does nothing for me. I'm more into regular ****. You know like the pinning down in the parking structure staircase.
    I guess you're joking and I guess it's funny.

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