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  • Cassave

    1 3.13%
  • mkadam68

    2 6.25%
  • socalcycling

    3 9.38%
  • VerticalBob

    1 3.13%
  • Scootcore

    1 3.13%
  • Brandy

    9 28.13%
  • Grumpy Pig

    5 15.63%
  • Indolent58

    0 0%
  • I can throw Ovoleg farther than any of the nancies

    10 31.25%
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    Who can throw Ovoleg the farthest?

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    Who can throw Ovoleg the farthest?





    • Yes, any form or technique is acceptable.
    • Yes, members of the Ovoleg Fan Club (Ovies) are permitted to vote.
    • No, you do not have to sleep with him to vote.
    • No, you do not have to ride more than 8 miles to cast your ballot.
    Last edited by Happytime; 03-07-08 at 09:32 AM.

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    I will volunteer to choke him out, then all of you can take turns throwing him..

    I will bring the measuring tape..

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    Who is Ovoleg?

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    No choking allowed! Some of us just happen to like the little gremlin.

    I'm still thinking.... Grumpy has the raw strength, as does Scoot. But I think Brandy may beat them all.

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    Brandy gets my vote. She has a couple of secret weapons to disctract him (those humungous Zipps and sunglasses) and she has Vireo.

    Ovo would go flying like a golf ball.

    But I, too, like the Gremlin, so I hope he has his helmet on when he lands and that he doesn't rip another pair of shorts.

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    hmmm ... ME isn't on the list of choices ...
    I'm in it to finish it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spingineer View Post
    hmmm ... ME isn't on the list of choices ...
    Nah...I don't want to throw him. I want to get him into my shorts...to replace the old ones.

    Thus, the reason he runs and hides from me.

    Men just don't like to shop.

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    HappyTime could hurl him like a old brake pad.

    So I noticed immediately that she conveniently left herself off the list!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew12 View Post
    HappyTime could hurl him like a old brake pad.
    Nah, my brake pads are fine. Plus they match my Cannondale, er, I mean my Specialized.

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    I went with Cassave, because I'm pretty sure he has bionic parts... that he designed himself.

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    I voted against all the socal nancies on the list...my money would be on Beanz. Heck I'd fly out so we could have a competition...2 out of 3, or even 51 out of 100.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMac View Post
    I went with Cassave, because I'm pretty sure he has bionic parts... that he designed himself.
    Cassave was my second choice as he could just will Ovo to go flying or suddenly yell and startle Ovo into catapulting. But I still think Brandy FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMac View Post
    I went with Cassave, because I'm pretty sure he has bionic parts... that he designed himself.
    Bionic? Which part????

    Heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by alicestrong View Post
    Who is Ovoleg?
    Or, WHAT is an Ovoleg?
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    Two wheels good. Four wheels bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachoman View Post
    Or, WHAT is an Ovoleg?
    Ovoleg is a member on here who for the longest time trolled calling all of us n00bs and n00bsauce. He use to torment me until I somehow wore him down and sweet talked him into coming on a ride. He was a myth, but we discovered he's just a boy...um...man.

    I personally like, Ovo. But it wouldn't hurt for him to be thrown from time to time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happytime View Post
    Bionic? Which part????

    Heh
    That's for the poll on that other forum.

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    I am going to go with Grumpy....but i am quite wirery!
    14 days...

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    Hi,

    I'd answer, but I don't want to spoil my facade of friendliness.

    Please, no more polls about ovoleg or I might succumb.
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    I voted for SoCalCycling just to piss Ovoleg off

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    I bet if they all got together they could huck him a metric century or so.

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    Best. Pole. Ev4r.

    I voted for Brandy. She's the only female on the list. Something about hell, fury, and scorned women...

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Hey, I didn't see Brandy on the list. I wanta change my vote from "any of the nancies" to Brandy.
    Even if Ovo does seem to be in some sort of sexual identity crisis.

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    Steve, do you realize you just called yourself a nancy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happytime View Post
    Steve, do you realize you just called yourself a nancy?
    I told you I was secure in my masculinity Re: pink thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassave View Post
    I told you I was secure in my masculinity Re: pink thread.
    Well, that doesn't surprise me, considering your bionic parts.

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