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Old 03-11-08, 01:56 PM   #1
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Cycling unis are so emasculating

...even the studliest dude ends up looking like the biggest pansy .. i mean how much aerodynamics do you need unless you're actually racing?

i don't mean to insult everyone on here because i've draped myself in that same effeminate spandex .. but everytime it went on it felt like a ton of kryptonite that takes away my ability to leap tall building and drop octagenearians...... i mean you can just feel your huevos rancheros shrinking into a couple of peas in a pod.

of course it could just be me and my spare tire that feel so insecure...

anybody else think that cycling uniz for men need an overhaul?
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Old 03-11-08, 01:59 PM   #2
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It may just be you - I find that lycra shorts enhance my studliness. You can always try packing a sock in there, I guess.
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No. I like men in spandex.
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I think insecurity is in the eye of the beholder, heh.
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It may just be you - I find that lycra shorts enhance my studliness. You can always try packing a sock in there, I guess.
definitely no room for a sock in there .. i can barely sit down as it is
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Old 03-11-08, 02:07 PM   #6
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No. I like men in spandex.
u go girl!
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I like pansies.

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HTFU wussy.
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nice pic
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I like pansies.

Yeah, but we had all just lifted and separated to create a more dramatic effect....
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sorry I never joined a frat .. you'll have to spell that out for me
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Dude, your post shows that you know shít about the culture of this sport. Why did you start this thread? If you want to advertise your "tremendos huevos rancheros", then you are on the wrong forum. If you are ... ahhyyyyy sooo insecure, and you are not sure if you are gay or not, then you are!
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Dude, your post shows that you know shít about the culture of this sport. Why did you start this thread? If you want to advertise your "tremendos huevos rancheros", then you are on the wrong forum. If you are ... ahhyyyyy sooo insecure, and you are not sure if you are gay or not, then you are!
easy there Fabio .. you missed the whole point of the thread as I think did everyone else.

If you go back and carefully read you'll see that my whole disappointment with the painted on uniform is that my spare tire (that means belly) doesn't allow me to look good in one. i'm actually making fun of myself.......

Of course it's not funny if I have to explain the joke......Moderator feel free to delete this thread.....I'll try it again tomorrow
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Yeah, but we had all just lifted and separated to create a more dramatic effect....


Wearing spandex makes me feel more of a man. I usually wear baggy cycling shorts though as not to embarass all the other d00ds around me. Except when it's race day. Then i need advantage i can get...
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easy there Fabio .. you missed the whole point of the thread as I think did everyone else.

If you go back and carefully read you'll see that my whole disappointment with the painted on uniform is that my spare tire (that means belly) doesn't allow me to look good in one. i'm actually making fun of myself.......

Of course it's not funny if I have to explain the joke......Moderator feel free to delete this thread.....I'll try it again tomorrow
No worries. I thought the whole thing was tongue-in-cheek.
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Old 03-11-08, 03:11 PM   #17
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http://www.terrybicycles.com/detail.html?item_no=1859

Maybe you'd be more comfortable in one of these.
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easy there Fabio .. you missed the whole point of the thread as I think did everyone else.
Huh Jack, and you call yourself "insecure". You are like that guy - his wife calls him and tells him "Honey, are you on your way home?" The guy goes "Yeaah". She says "Please be careful – they are showing on TV a car on the highway going in the wrong direction". The guy goes - "Hell, on this highway all of them are going in the wrong direction".
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ditto on the roadie pic.


edit- just realized you guys are talking about spandex. spandex is hot. so are dudes with big calves and shaved legs.
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Hey ME...

were you riding today? I was chugging up to the observatory when I saw some one who could've been you coming down (Valley side). Since I haven't met you, I didn't yell, and I didn't see if it was your blue Trek.
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were you riding today? I was chugging up to the observatory when I saw some one who could've been you coming down (Valley side). Since I haven't met you, I didn't yell, and I didn't see if it was your blue Trek.
I think you're talking to me? No, not out there today, unfortunately. Stuck indoors!
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Was she yelling "HOLE!!"?
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I think you're talking to me? No, not out there today, unfortunately. Stuck indoors!
OK...then i guess i better not talk about how nice it was out there today....
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I think you miss understand me when I yell. I never yell, "HOLE!!"
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