3-22 SAT Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-18-08, 04:30 PM
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3-22 SAT Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whittier's two wheel take over presents THE MUST-HAVE MUSTACHE RIDE
03.22.08
Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Little ones, short ones, fat ones, pre-pubescent and stunted ones, playful and naughty, synthetic and curly, moist and glistening with spittle ... all are welcome!
Why MUST-YOU MUST-ACHE:
1.) Bare lip sinks ships.
2.) One swallow doesn't make a summer.
3.) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
4.) Well begun is half done.
5.) And, Without a mustache you won't get a godamn thing.
Ladies & Gentlemen, hold on tightly to your handlebars, cause you just had your 'stache just did, and we are riding f-a-s-t! Enhance your social + riding skills with hair flair. Bring lights, (vitamin) water, power bars, spare tubes and patch kit, sweat-wicking lycra.
When:Saturday 3-22
meet at 8:30 pm
10316 Santa Gertrudes
Whittier, CA 90603
(We will be meeting at the parking lot behind the Whittier Cyclery where free give-aways will be handed out. No, this is not a scam.)
Start time:9:00
AND DID WE SAY, FREE GIVE-AWAYS?
<3
Contact info for this ride: < a href=mailto:twowheeltakeover@gmail.com>
https://www.twowheeltakeover@gmail.com/?r=1686880
https://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1686880
medium-fast steady pace
bring LIGHTS. gear to repair flats.
bring YOURSELF, your FRIENDS & your FRIENDS FRIENDS.
www.myspace.com/TWOWHEELTAKEOVER
03.22.08
Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Little ones, short ones, fat ones, pre-pubescent and stunted ones, playful and naughty, synthetic and curly, moist and glistening with spittle ... all are welcome!
Why MUST-YOU MUST-ACHE:
1.) Bare lip sinks ships.
2.) One swallow doesn't make a summer.
3.) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
4.) Well begun is half done.
5.) And, Without a mustache you won't get a godamn thing.
Ladies & Gentlemen, hold on tightly to your handlebars, cause you just had your 'stache just did, and we are riding f-a-s-t! Enhance your social + riding skills with hair flair. Bring lights, (vitamin) water, power bars, spare tubes and patch kit, sweat-wicking lycra.
When:Saturday 3-22
meet at 8:30 pm
10316 Santa Gertrudes
Whittier, CA 90603
(We will be meeting at the parking lot behind the Whittier Cyclery where free give-aways will be handed out. No, this is not a scam.)
Start time:9:00
AND DID WE SAY, FREE GIVE-AWAYS?
<3
Contact info for this ride: < a href=mailto:twowheeltakeover@gmail.com>
https://www.twowheeltakeover@gmail.com/?r=1686880
https://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1686880
medium-fast steady pace
bring LIGHTS. gear to repair flats.
bring YOURSELF, your FRIENDS & your FRIENDS FRIENDS.
www.myspace.com/TWOWHEELTAKEOVER
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03-18-08, 04:46 PM
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I can't do mustache rides! 45 years and I got nothing!
03-18-08, 04:47 PM
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03-18-08, 04:52 PM
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I always thought a "mustache ride" was something that has nothing to do with bicycling?
03-18-08, 05:38 PM
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When I was a porn star during the 90's I could have participated in a moustache ride.
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03-18-08, 09:03 PM
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This sounds like fun, although I can't quite make out the route on gmap and the twowheeltakeover.com link doesn't seem to work for me.
That said, sadly, my mustache has slid down to my chin. Hopefully my severe case of mustacheslipia won't disqualify me from the ride...
...or cause someone to come chasing after me with a Sharpie only to get brained with a water bottle.
Is this a fixie ride? Or geared? Or whatever?
That said, sadly, my mustache has slid down to my chin. Hopefully my severe case of mustacheslipia won't disqualify me from the ride...
...or cause someone to come chasing after me with a Sharpie only to get brained with a water bottle.
Is this a fixie ride? Or geared? Or whatever?
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03-18-08, 09:46 PM
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Sounds like fixed/road bikes would be best...
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03-18-08, 09:59 PM
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I think it's an equal opportunity ride . . . I always show up geared ... what are they gonna do? Hahaha.
03-19-08, 12:02 PM
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Do you get bonus points for having both a mustache and mustache bars?
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03-19-08, 12:05 PM
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hello
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roadfix, that looks more like a cop 'stache to me.
Either way, 'twas a fine 'stache, and you wore it well.
alice, I have some dorky plastic mustaches with nostril clips you and the laydeez are welcome to borrow. If you can keep from sneezing them off, that is (those clips tickle).
(Boxcar and business man styles.)
Either way, 'twas a fine 'stache, and you wore it well.
alice, I have some dorky plastic mustaches with nostril clips you and the laydeez are welcome to borrow. If you can keep from sneezing them off, that is (those clips tickle).
(Boxcar and business man styles.)
03-19-08, 05:51 PM
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Plastic is so...plastic
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03-20-08, 01:11 PM
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03-22-08, 09:12 PM
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I just want to say that I am totally overqualified for this ride.
03-22-08, 11:04 PM
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03-23-08, 09:37 AM
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We need pictures...
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03-23-08, 10:04 AM
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Now, if you got out more and wandered over to Foo every once in a while:
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...light=mustache
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hehe Who is that cute young mustachioed dude, anyway?
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the sights . . .
I'm the fella in the red jacket . . .
We had about 25 moustaches show up . . . it was definitely a fun ride.
We had about 25 moustaches show up . . . it was definitely a fun ride.
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