Are you a professional?
03-22-08, 10:08 PM
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Are you a professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
are
qualified to be a "professional".
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer
the first three questions, correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross.
But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.According to
Andersen
Consulting Worldwide, around 90% ofthe professionals they tested got all
questions wrong.But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
are
qualified to be a "professional".
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer
the first three questions, correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross.
But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.According to
Andersen
Consulting Worldwide, around 90% ofthe professionals they tested got all
questions wrong.But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
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03-22-08, 10:16 PM
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how do you shoot a pink elephant?
and why haven't you posted your race report?
and why haven't you posted your race report?
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03-22-08, 10:42 PM
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i got nothing.
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03-22-08, 10:50 PM
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it's in the del mar race report thread. sheila.
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03-22-08, 11:03 PM
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Lanky Lass
Are you trying to become a professional elephant packer?
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03-22-08, 11:12 PM
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03-22-08, 11:26 PM
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that's because crash looks like a "women" to me.
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03-23-08, 12:30 AM
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03-23-08, 12:33 AM
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Q. How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A. With a blue shotgun.
Q. How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A. With a pink shotgun? No, you hold his trunk till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue shotgun.
A. With a blue shotgun.
Q. How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A. With a pink shotgun? No, you hold his trunk till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue shotgun.
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