Trek Mountaineer modified with a NuVinci; Montegue Paratrooper folding mountain bike; Greenspeed recumbent; Surly Big Dummy with Stokemonkey
Is the bride's name "Daisy Belle"?
There was a second verse my grandmother used to sing:
"Michael, Michael, here is your answer due:
I'm NOT crazy all for the love of you.
If you cannot afford a carridge
There won't be any marriage.
'Cause I'll be switched,
If I'll get hitched,
On a bicycle built for two!"
There's another version that goes "but I'll be damned/if I'll get crammed", but my grandmother was too much of a lady to use that sort of language.