Hate to subvert highbrow discourse on all things tandemaceous, but really, even though I'm not in the market, these deals on the local craigslist seem too good to ignore. Somebody from here should get the benefit of these:
A Burley for $450!!!
A Cannondale for $650!!!!!

I suppose one of us who is local could preview and otherwise intervene if a distant buyer needed...

I also suppose that this is the season for this, so maybe we can build this thread from other locations and get everybody, everywhere, great bargains!