If a mouthful of mouthwash or toothpaste have a 1000 calories each I WANT TO KNOW!! That would be the breakthrough I've been looking for all these years!! It would only be a small step to compact a mouthful of those products down into a pill form, which would solve my calorie intake problems on my long rides, and in life in general. Combine those calories with vitamins and minerals (especially ones like Vit. C, and the electrolytes) all into one pill, and I could happily live on it.
I dislike food. I dislike eating. I dislike that we have to eat. A pill would solve all of those problems! We could do away with grocery stores and grocery shopping and cooking and eating! Life would be wonderful!!
Of course, there is one small exception to that. I would still want chocolate to be available.