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    Know it all forum users?

    Hey, how many of the Bike Forums members are exercise and nutrition science know-it-alls? You know like me?

    From now on- I'll wait until after you answer threads, I'm tired of posting the same crap over and over. I appreciate all your thoughtful comments.

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    I know everything, just ask me!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    So do I, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
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    i know so much that you guys that know everything dont even know what i know - because i know so much. I am also way more humble than all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heflix455
    i know so much that you guys that know everything dont even know what i know - because i know so much. I am also way more humble than all of you.
    "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." Donny R
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." Donny R

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    But I knew it first! Is this the best thread ever or what? I say it is, which means it is, because, after all, I know everything, but you knew that already.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    But I knew it first! Is this the best thread ever or what? I say it is, which means it is, because, after all, I know everything, but you knew that already.
    Think about this - i knew that you knew that you knew it first... Mind blowing isnt it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by heflix455
    Think about this - i knew that you knew that you knew it first... Mind blowing isnt it...
    Not when you know as much as I do.
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    I gotta say, Danno seems to know damn near everything and always has a varitable library of research to back it. It's kinda scary, but he's very cool about it. When it comes to racing I'll pay close attention to Event Services as well. ME? I'm just an average blowhard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Is this the best thread ever or what?
    No, see the light bulb thread in road cycling
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    Quote Originally Posted by CastIron
    I gotta say, Danno seems to know damn near everything and always has a varitable library of research to back it. It's kinda scary, but he's very cool about it. When it comes to racing I'll pay close attention to Event Services as well. ME? I'm just an average blowhard.
    Then get out of our thread...no room here for honest folk.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Richard Cranium, thanks Lord you admit it. I was about to PM you because of your *****y 'tone' when answering my post about bonk training, but now that you bring it up publicly, I don't have to PM you...

    Anyway, I recognize that admitting it takes a lot of gut.

    BTW, thanks for your reply to my post

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Then get out of our thread...no room here for honest folk.
    <scampers under the nearest rock...oh HI Euro!>
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    I've done forgotten more than....... Wait, what was the question?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinarider
    No, see the light bulb thread in road cycling
    ++

    That one is starting to rival the R600DuraAce "I'm sorry I have to drop you because you look like Lance" thread. In both popularity and ridiculousness.
    Can you pass the test?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CastIron
    <scampers under the nearest rock...oh HI Euro!>
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Hell, I knew it all before you all knew it all, and that's all!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody
    Hell, I knew it all before you all knew it all, and that's all!
    Yeah, but even though you knew it all, you blew it all, which is why you are talking in the past tense. I 'know' it all now, and that's what counts...dontcha know? The 'knew it all' thread for over-the-hill know-it-alls is down the hall, next to the 50+ forum.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Was this thread built for me or what? I know it is...if you truly know it all, you have no choice but to agree, otherwise you are obviously just posing as a know-it-all, because you don't know what I know. The Poseur Know-it-All thread is on the other side of the building, next to the roadie forums.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Just to prove my all-knowingness, I know that this thread is in great danger of getting moved to Foo!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Since you know it all, which is worse? Getting moved to Foo or getting moved to 50+

    (One thing I didn't know is where the + sign is on the keyboard. Musta took me 5 minutes to find it. So now I am ready for 50+!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody
    Since you know it all, which is worse? Getting moved to Foo or getting moved to 50+

    (One thing I didn't know is where the + sign is on the keyboard. Musta took me 5 minutes to find it. So now I am ready for 50+!)
    Your 'knew-it-all' credentials are now totally blown.

    First, if you knew it all, you'd know that Foo is much preferable to 50+, because they'd eat my lunch in 50+ and threaten my know-it-all status. Of course, once I leave the protection of this thread, I will turn back into a mere dolt, so I am pretty much screwed anyway.

    Second, you actually admitted that you couldn't find the + : no know-it-all EVER admits that he/she didn't know something. Rood...dood, you aaare the weakest link...goodbye.
    Last edited by chipcom; 12-05-06 at 08:34 PM.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Between the two of us, we *do* know it all. You know everything except that you're a damn fool, and I know that.

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