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Old 09-28-04, 08:47 AM   #1
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I just started wearing size 32 waste

Thats down from size 38 and at one time size 40 . Now , size 32 are too baggy and I may need size 31 waste . This despite the fact that I am heavily muscled and weigh about 200 pounds . Oh yea , I think outside the box . I dont use flouride , or any neuro toxins nor do I take corperate meds . I use what ever I feel like using , and I dont ever piss in jars
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Old 09-28-04, 10:57 AM   #2
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Why the need for smaller waste? Is your a**hole shrinking? 'Roids swelling up? Try more fiber in your diet.

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Old 09-28-04, 11:00 AM   #3
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What's so unhealthy about pissing in a jar?
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Old 09-28-04, 07:55 PM   #4
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what was the point of this thread? So you need to get 31" WAIST pants now? and???
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Old 09-29-04, 12:40 AM   #5
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what was the point of this thread?

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Old 09-29-04, 12:50 AM   #6
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what was the point of this thread? So you need to get 31" WAIST pants now? and???
It's a waist of time.
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Old 09-29-04, 05:29 AM   #7
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That's some big crap. Betcha it stinks to high heaven.
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what a waste.... of spelling.
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The point of this is if you refrain from pissing in jars for corperations and ride about 40 miles a day all riding season you will defenetly increase your mebolism and lose any weight that eating and living has put on yas . But what can ya say when the place you works for demands that you grab your one eyed trouser snake and demands that you urinate in a cup , jar or some tupplewara Only in the land of the slaves , home of the sheeple
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Old 09-29-04, 07:12 AM   #10
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The point of this is if you refrain from pissing in jars for corperations and ride about 40 miles a day all riding season you will defenetly increase your mebolism and lose any weight that eating and living has put on yas . But what can ya say when the place you works for demands that you grab your one eyed trouser snake and demands that you urinate in a cup , jar or some tupplewara Only in the land of the slaves , home of the sheeple
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Far out, man.
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Old 09-29-04, 07:52 PM   #11
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I use what ever I feel like using , and I dont ever piss in jars
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And going by some of your other posts, what you "feel like using" isn't exactly a natural or legal substance. Far from something to brag about in my opinion. It's tough to ride once they latch that coffin and put you 6 feet under.
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Old 09-29-04, 08:20 PM   #12
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Actually what I use are natural horemones . The very hormeones that when they fall , you begin the aging process . I call what I use a anti aging way of life . Thats what I mean about thinking outside the box . My world famous neuro couldnt cure my chronic headaches , I gave him almost a decade . And I , a former teamster trucker have cured my headaches with out the chemicals that probably should be banned . As people grow older , thier endocirine system begins to falter . Why not maintain your endocrine system ? Because its considered performance enhancing ? That sure sounds like a silly ideology to me , a person with a moderate brain injury . Just because it enhances performance and makes you feel better , have more energy , doesent mean its bad . I do not advocate this for the young and strong , only for people who are over 40 and want to feel young again . The side effects of what I take makes you feel young again . Thats not bad when considering things like statin drugs cause your muscles to waste away and is actually anti performance enhancing when you can take for instannce 1 IU of rHGH a day that will allow you the energy to lower your cholestoral with exercise . Exercsie also erases depression . Or , you could take some zoloft , a concoction of flouride and other chemicals and walk around in a illusian of well being . I just think outside the box that the so called educated profit motivated phamuctical injury has forced apon the peoples of the world . Is that really a bad thing ?

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So, take HGH, D4mn the Man, and ride your bike....your claimed fountain of youth eh?

I too think outside the box. However I don’t use that phrase as a euphemism to support fringe science or to back up my alternative lifestyle. After 25 years of weight lifting and trial and error I too have found the 'secret' to living well. I keep my muscle mass up, I perform in and above my aerobic zone 3-6 times a week, and I eat well. My bland and boring approach isn’t near as sexy or risqué sounding as yours, but history has my back when it comes to results.

Good luck to you sir. Btw, Barry Bonds knows a hat dealer for when you move up a few sizes.
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What does taking HGH have to do with "pissing in a jar"? The stuff is undetectable by any test that I know of and it definately isn't tested for by any drug test administerted for a job; they are looking exclusively for recreational drugs. Or is the rec drugs the real problem?
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Old 10-02-04, 05:37 PM   #15
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Oh yea , I think outside the box . I dont use flouride , or any neuro toxins nor do I take corperate meds . I use what ever I feel like using , and I dont ever piss in jars
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I lovet his stuff. I so totally don't get it, but it cracks me up.

EDIT: OK, I read the rest of thread. But I still don't get the flouride reference? I mean, is it a neuro toxin? Do some people eat it to get big? Is it a corporate med?
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flouride has been proven to be bad for the brain, that's part of the reason tooth paste says 'do not swallow' on the back.

I don't agree with drug testing, if your performance at work should be the only thing affecting your job.
Basicly I don't care why someone sucks at their job. Drugs, stupidity, lazyness, reckless, it doesn't matter they still suck, fire them.
Same goes for driving, I don't care if there is alcohol in your system or not, if you drive like crap, you drive like crap end of license end of story.
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