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Old 04-01-07, 05:37 AM   #1
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Congratulations to HH and sbhikes (April Fool's)

I just received a PM. They got married three days ago. They are honeymooning in an undisclosed location on the West coast. They picked a location with lots of bike lanes, but they seem to have worked out their differences. They ride side by side--Diane in the bike lane next to HH in the traffic lane.

All talk about Portland or John Forester is strictly forbidden by a hard-fought-over pre-nup.
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Old 04-01-07, 06:39 AM   #2
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I just received a PM. They got married three days ago. They are honeymooning in an undisclosed location on the West coast. They picked a location with lots of bike lanes, but they seem to have worked out their differences. They ride side by side--Diane in the bike lane next to HH in the traffic lane.

All talk about Portland or John Forester is strictly forbidden by a hard-fought-over pre-nup.
You think this is funny, but there used to be a couple here on BF who posted all the time, the man was sort of a Conservative/NRA/Republican and the lady was, like, Liberal/ERA/Democrat.

It was a hoot watching them post.
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Old 04-01-07, 09:41 AM   #3
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darn, I thought Galen and Randya would be the first.

congratulations, lovebirds.
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Old 04-01-07, 09:44 AM   #4
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So, who is going to be the one to call the cops on Helmet Head for bigamy?
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Old 04-01-07, 09:48 AM   #5
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So, who is going to be the one to call the cops on Helmet Head for bigamy?
HH is only practicing DLP (Dynamic Lady Positioning). Doing a fast foot/fast talkin' shuffle to keep one out of visual range of the other.
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Old 04-01-07, 10:12 AM   #6
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HH is only practicing DLP (Dynamic Lady Positioning). Doing a fast foot/fast talkin' shuffle to keep one out of visual range of the other.
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mr. head may have recently gotten married to sbikes, but his true love is for john forester.

jeesh, dailycommute- you need to be a better matchmaker.
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Old 04-01-07, 01:41 PM   #8
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And Bek got married to the funny little man painted on the road.
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Old 04-01-07, 01:48 PM   #9
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trouble is, i hardly ever SEE that guy up in Seattle - but it's the girls in bike shorts I'm secretly in love with.
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For shame, for shame Bek, ignoring the spouse and lusting after the neighbor girl.
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I'm actually sleeping with your wife, CB HI.

She can't stand your hanging around hawaiian schools, ogling the hawaiian school kids and the bike program on Oahu.

this is all in very poor taste. april fool.
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Old 04-01-07, 03:22 PM   #12
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"hanging around hawaiian schools, ogling the hawaiian school kids and the bike program on Oahu."
I would recommend it for you. You would likely learn some better VC technique from the Oahu kids.
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Huh? Whadido? Why are you picking on me?
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Whadido?
What happens on the honeymoon is none of our business.
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I got the marriage annulled. Turns out HH is frigid. Er, I mean impotent.
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I got the marriage annulled. Turns out HH is frigid. Er, I mean impotent.
Very funny April Fools gag. Enjoy the honeymoon.
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