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    Dominatrikes sbhikes's Avatar
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    Somebody on BF gave me this. (April Fool's)

    I'm not telling who. Aren't you jealous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbhikes
    Aren't you jealous?
    Depends who it was. Edit: Congratulations. I'm assuming you'll be living in Portland while your spousal equivalent tests their skills on the mean streets of Los Angeles?
    John Forester? : p

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    Yeah, I'm jealous...how did they find the exact same ring I gave you? It was supposed to be a secret. This is just great, I spend a night in a mythical hospital and you go two-timing me before the virtual body even goes cold!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S. I thought the big stink was that this was to be a board for talking about VC?

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    Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on

    -D
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    Well, I'll tell you derath. It is really hard to ride VC with such a massive ROCK on my finger. I mean, if I signal, it blinds the drivers behind me and then they run into me. So I have to ride in the bike lane. Fortunately, the glare off it prevents people from inadvertant drift into me.

    But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derath
    Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S.
    Give a guy a blue star for a day and he turns into Stalin!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Yeah, I'm jealous...how did they find the exact same ring I gave you? It was supposed to be a secret. This is just great, I spend a night in a mythical hospital and you go two-timing me before the virtual body even goes cold!
    Chip! I'm glad those glass balz of yours ain't busted. That'd put a damper on your riding, that's for sure.

    Except from Milagro Beanfield War:

    "Don't leave your shoes over on the floor, there. Scorpions. And when you use the outhouse, don't let your testicles swing up under the wood: Black Widows."

    No worries

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbhikes
    Well, I'll tell you derath. It is really hard to ride VC with such a massive ROCK on my finger. I mean, if I signal, it blinds the drivers behind me and then they run into me. So I have to ride in the bike lane. Fortunately, the glare off it prevents people from inadvertant drift into me.

    But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.

    Ah Diane, I thought you had me ignored all this time. I know I have said some mean things in the past, and I figured my apologies fell on deaf ears. Had I known I would have proposed long before this other guy...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chipcom
    Give a guy a blue star for a day and he turns into Stalin!
    Where's my cat o' nine tails again...

    Nah, honestly just tired and grumpy. My daughter turns 4 in 2 weeks and the way she has been getting up at night, I am praying she lives to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBigMan
    Chip! I'm glad those glass balz of yours ain't busted.
    Give me a couple of weeks. I'll bust 'em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbhikes
    Give me a couple of weeks. I'll bust 'em.
    A couple of weeks?

    That's what they said about the Civil War.

    And the First World War...

    And Stalingrad...

    ........

    Better pack your winter clothes!
    No worries

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    Quote Originally Posted by derath
    Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S. I thought the big stink was that this was to be a board for talking about VC?

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    Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on

    -D
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    Connor: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
    Murphy: Aye.

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