A security guard stopped me.
"Did you they are installing a bike rack in the garage?" he asked me.
Sure enough, a week or so later, I saw it. The bike rack was in the covered garage, guarded at the only entrance by security guards.
Not only that, there was a pretty deep-blue Cannondale parked in it.
I have to leave a note on that bike. For about 10 years, I thought I was the only bike commuter at all.
Well, I guess I have no more excuse to park my bike at my desk, anymore.