Your attention, please:
I hereby declare VC to be so broad as to encompass all and any forms of two-wheeled human-powered locomotion (and on occasion, one, three, four and no-wheeled forms as well), with exceptions that I hereby claim the sole right to define and, should the situation warrant, redefine, eliminate or contradict. I now lay first, primary and only claim to the right to arbitrarily move goalposts, lower or raise bars, change metrics, establish or eliminate standards, excommunicate or beatify devotees. The current claims in no way limit any further seizure of powers on my part, nor do they imply that I am in any way obligated to actually use these or any other future powers consistently or at all.
I further reserve the right to transfer any, all, part or some of these powers on an ad hoc, temporary or permanent basis to anyone else int he known cycling or non-cycling world at any time I deem fit.
Sorry, Helmet Head, I saw which way the wind was blowing (http://bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=306029) and I called it first. No backsies and no penny tax, sucker. VC is mine, and I am now officially the pope of VC.
My first pronouncment: VC is heretofore expanded to include dangerous, non-legal practices provided they are being used to chase down ice cream trucks. Try the chocolate dipped chocolate when you catch up. It's dreamy.