So I'm going along a 3 lane road practicing VCing and using up the space I'm allowed to. Really, I do VCing on that road because the drivers are just nuts; give them enough room and they'll squeeze in and try to run you off the road.
So this one really fat lady in a 4 door Focus starts honking at me. I look into my helmet mounted mirror and I see her waving her arms trying to tell me to get off the road. I hold my ground, after all... I'm traffic too and I'm allowed to use that piece of road just like any other slow moving vehicle.
She finds an opening in the middle lane to her left and passes me all the while honking on her horn, screaming obsenities at me through her open window, which I can't hear because she's honking at the same time, and giving me the finger. As she passes in front of me I make a mental note of her licence plate.
The funny part? About 300M ahead of me she does a right hand turn onto a side road and does another right hander into a restaurant. All this for a mere 300M stretch of road? Damn... how impatient are these fat people when they see a restaurant?
I eventually get there and she was out of sight. Didn't know fat people could charge into a restaurant that fast. But I found her car though.
I left her a small "thank you note" for beiing such an inconsiderate person.