Apologies to Doctor Seuss...
08-01-07, 04:58 PM
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Apologies to Doctor Seuss...
Not intended to inflame or enrage, but I could not resist the parody.
I am cyclist!
Cyclist I am!
Say do you like bikelanes and paths?
I do not like them cyclist I am
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
Would you ride them on a road?
would you ride them with a load?
Not on a road
Not with a load
I would not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
Would you ride them in the dark?
would you ride them in the park?
Not in the dark
Not in the park
Not on a road
Not with a load
I do not like bike lanes or paths
I do not like them cyclist I am
Would you ride them on a highway
Would you ride them on a byway
I would not ride them on a highway
I would not ride them on a byway
I would not ride them in the dark
I would not ride them in the park
I would not ride them on a road
I would not ride them with a load
I do not like bike lanes or paths
I do not like them cyclist I am
Try them! try them and you may
Try them and you may I say
If I try them, Cyclist, will you let me be?
.......
Say, I like bike lanes and paths!
I will ride them on a highway
I will ride them on a byway
I will ride them in the dark
I will them in the park
I will them on a road
I will them with a load
I do so like bike lanes or paths
I do so like them cyclist I am
Thank you thank you Cyclist I am!
I am cyclist!
Cyclist I am!
Say do you like bikelanes and paths?
I do not like them cyclist I am
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
Would you ride them on a road?
would you ride them with a load?
Not on a road
Not with a load
I would not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
Would you ride them in the dark?
would you ride them in the park?
Not in the dark
Not in the park
Not on a road
Not with a load
I do not like bike lanes or paths
I do not like them cyclist I am
Would you ride them on a highway
Would you ride them on a byway
I would not ride them on a highway
I would not ride them on a byway
I would not ride them in the dark
I would not ride them in the park
I would not ride them on a road
I would not ride them with a load
I do not like bike lanes or paths
I do not like them cyclist I am
Try them! try them and you may
Try them and you may I say
If I try them, Cyclist, will you let me be?
.......
Say, I like bike lanes and paths!
I will ride them on a highway
I will ride them on a byway
I will ride them in the dark
I will them in the park
I will them on a road
I will them with a load
I do so like bike lanes or paths
I do so like them cyclist I am
Thank you thank you Cyclist I am!
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08-02-07, 10:06 AM
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You're welcome 
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08-02-07, 10:09 AM
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nice!
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Cyclists fare best when they recognize that there are times when acting vehicularly is not the best practice, and are flexible enough to do what is necessary as the situation warrants.--Me
"Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world". ~Grant Petersen
Cyclists fare best when they recognize that there are times when acting vehicularly is not the best practice, and are flexible enough to do what is necessary as the situation warrants.--Me
