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    Texas Claims Western Canada

    Again, our power rises as Texas claims yet another regional forum in our maniacal nation building scheme. All your base are belong to us.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I relclaim BC in the name of...... BC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WannaGetGood
    I relclaim BC in the name of...... BC!
    Dang, foiled again! And we needed your hockey power to overcome the might of the Californians. Would you consider an Alliance?
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    Yes. We shall both go after the magical sword. But in this case a wooden hockey stick, same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Again, our power rises as Texas claims yet another regional forum in our maniacal nation building scheme. All your base are belong to us.
    Our mad cows belong to you too?

    AND, want to come up here for a winter bicycle tour? It is only 40 degrees below zero here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Again, our power rises as Texas claims yet another regional forum in our maniacal nation building scheme. All your base are belong to us.
    Our mad cows belong to you too?

    AND is it only 40 degree below zero here.

    Go Sen Go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yuhoo
    Our mad cows belong to you too?

    AND is it only 40 degree below zero here.

    Go Sen Go.
    Wannagetgood already reclaimed BC in the name of BC and has promised to bring the might of the Canadian hockey powers to bear on California for us. You can have the rest of Western Canada to rule if you want, but you have to keep the crazy cattle. I will ship you a big box full of hot Texas air if you will promise to refill it with some of that cold stuff and send it back. You could even put in a 24 of Molson or Labatts, or "insert your favorite beer brand here" if you were in a good mood.
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    I will send you beer, but I will have to buy a fake mustache so I can look over 18. And I will have to find something else that I would like... What do I like???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WannaGetGood
    I will send you beer, but I will have to buy a fake mustache so I can look over 18. And I will have to find something else that I would like... What do I like???
    How about a 24 of a local soda? Something out of the ordinary. Here it would be Dr. Pepper from Dublin Texas, where it is still made with real sugar,not high fructose corn syrup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Wannagetgood already reclaimed BC in the name of BC and has promised to bring the might of the Canadian hockey powers to bear on California for us. You can have the rest of Western Canada to rule if you want, but you have to keep the crazy cattle. I will ship you a big box full of hot Texas air if you will promise to refill it with some of that cold stuff and send it back. You could even put in a 24 of Molson or Labatts, or "insert your favorite beer brand here" if you were in a good mood.

    Beer? No way.

    The secret code of our society is "Double Double on the side". If you Texans do not understand what it means, you are in big trouble. Her Majesty in Right of Canada will send Her Royal Canadian Air Farce to level you out and reverse your independence.

    God Save The Queen.

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    Hockey shouldn't be played in places where you don't have snow to shovel off the lake in order to skate.


    (...she who grew up skating in the backyard in winter, in MN, and former MN NorthStars fan...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by yuhoo
    Beer? No way.

    The secret code of our society is "Double Double on the side". If you Texans do not understand what it means, you are in big trouble. Her Majesty in Right of Canada will send Her Royal Canadian Air Farce to level you out and reverse your independence.

    God Save The Queen.
    Cream and sugar is okay by me BTW, Texas is already flat, a few bomb craters might make things more interesting. Does HMIROC speak Spanish by the way? Hard to rule if you can't comprehend what your subjects are saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlowerBlossom
    Hockey shouldn't be played in places where you don't have snow to shovel off the lake in order to skate.


    (...she who grew up skating in the backyard in winter, in MN, and former MN NorthStars fan...)
    Careful or the guys in Dubai will build an indoor lake to freeze and play hockey on after they tire of their indoor mountain. Sorry about the NorthStars thing, but I am glad they are in Dallas now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Cream and sugar is okay by me BTW, Texas is already flat, a few bomb craters might make things more interesting. Does HMIROC speak Spanish by the way? Hard to rule if you can't comprehend what your subjects are saying.
    Our Royal Canadian Air Farce do not use Bombs like what Israel did to Lebenon. We equip our Royal Canadia Air Farce with chicken cannons.

    We also have Celine Dion who had already conquered you with her ultra high pitch voice, which can roll the Titanic couple of times over

    HMIROC speaks Spanish? No need. GWB does not speak any either.

    Go Sen Go.

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    go Stars!

    I couldnt think of anything else to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by yuhoo
    Our Royal Canadian Air Farce do not use Bombs like what Israel did to Lebenon. We equip our Royal Canadia Air Farce with chicken cannons.

    We also have Celine Dion who had already conquered you with her ultra high pitch voice, which can roll the Titanic couple of times over

    HMIROC speaks Spanish? No need. GWB does not speak any either.

    Go Sen Go.
    Excellent, I loves me some fried chicken. Do you have any mashed potato and gravy bombs that you could drop? I will supply the sweet iced tea. BTW, The Titanic was British, not American and J Lo could take out Celine with one cheek of her Super Booty. I know she is technically a New Yorker or a Puerto Rican, but with the name Lopez she gets courtesy Texan status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Excellent, I loves me some fried chicken. Do you have any mashed potato and gravy bombs that you could drop? I will supply the sweet iced tea. BTW, The Titanic was British, not American and J Lo could take out Celine with one cheek of her Super Booty. I know she is technically a New Yorker or a Puerto Rican, but with the name Lopez she gets courtesy Texan status.

    Go Stars!
    J Lo?

    She is nothing compared with our proven weapon of mass destruction, Pamela Anderson. BC Hydro can easily electrocute the whole Texas with her high voltage twin bombs. Even the USS Enterprise could not stand a chance.

    Go Leaf Go!

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    Hey man this is not the game "risk" where you can roll some dice and move armies all over the dam place .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gear Jammer
    Hey man this is not the game "risk" where you can roll some dice and move armies all over the dam place .
    No, it is more like Monopoly, now go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
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    ohhhh.

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    But i have a get out of jail free card .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gear Jammer
    But i have a get out of jail free card .
    Dang, you Canucks are a wily bunch. You keep foiling my evil plots at every turn.
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    Unknown great minds.

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    Your dam right , but i'm not really from Canada eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gear Jammer
    Your dam right , but i'm not really from Canada eh.
    But my great mind is up here.

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