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    heated bike seat invention

    Check it out, here's a way i came up with to keep you warm while
    riding in those chilly temperatures.

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    Oooo, ouch! You may think about a suspension seat post to take out some of the harshness.
    Jharte
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    You could call it the Sperm Annihilator 9000.

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    Id rather keep a ferret down my shorts*.


    *Most people have heard tales of ferrets wherein they often are described either as a vicious weasel-like beast used for hunting rabbits and rats, or as some strange, smelly creature Englishmen tend to place down their trousers for wagers.
    http://www.ferrets.org/Ferrets_As_Pets.htm
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    I like the idea. If you could get a seat with heating filaments sewn in. you'd have a way to keep Willy and the Poorboys happy.
    You'd need a pretty big battery to pull it off; but if you're crazy enough to go biking in freezing weather, what's a few extra pounds?

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    Too soft. I'll keep my Brooks.

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    L L,

    hey, just tape a couple of toe warmers to your tush....It'll take, oh, 2 minutes before you shed everything, including gloves to put out the fire on your ass...

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    HAH!-That's funny! Excellent!

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    Though my handlebar is too full of junk already. I will need a Minoura Space Saver to fit in the steam button.

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    That'll put a nice crease in your wrinkled bag.

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    Hahahaha.

    My best laugh of the day.

    You know, they make irons with a groove down the center so it's easier to iron over the buttons.

    Such an iron would relieve the pressure on your...well, you know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by powers2b
    That'll put a nice crease in your wrinkled bag.
    No it will iron out a few creases.

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    Cook on it during stops! A couple slices of bread and a slice of Velveeta, and you've got yourself a grilled cheese sandwich...that tastes like arse. You'd need to pack a spatula anyways (downtube?).

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    Someone should build on this invention and take two hot irons and attach them to your cranks to be used as pedals! When I ride in the winter my feet/toes are what gets the coldest first and foremost?

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    Damn! I got caught thinking it was for real.



    Koffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by koffee brown
    Damn! I got caught thinking it was for real.



    Koffee
    You thought what was for real Koffee, the hot butt or the hot feet!

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