What a dink. (the website guy, I mean)
I love his writing style - contrived third-person narrative and all that...
"Darren set out after high school to find adventure, his large, powerful hands soon became pitted with the dust of all the world's continents and his strong, broad back and chest soaked up thousands of miles of hard road. It wasn't easy for Darren, being an amazingly charming and handsome stranger in foreign lands, but somehow Darren did it. Darren learned 17 languages, seduced over 100 women, and Darren invented the Internet. Darren."
Last edited by awc380; 11-20-09 at 03:19 PM.