Do what you will as if it were a yearbook. Add a photo and blurb of yourself or somebody else. Write a little something about someone as if you were signing their book:
WR, I hope you can get that thing lanced off your backside and you're up and kicking ass next season. Sorry I shot that spitwad in your hair in Mrs. Clements class. I was trying to hit Botto but my lazy-eye messes up my perspective.
Rock out with your **** out in 2010.
Or:
Substructure
30 Races
Cat3, Masters35+
No wins, several top 10s
Most likely to be arrested in 2010
Yeah, this is a little ghey. But I haven't started a useless thread in a while. Enjoy!