@ Squirtdad: "Kermit's Revenge"
My three bikes:
Dahon Speed P8: either "Lil Red" or "The Tank" thanks to its beefy Big Apple tires.
Bike Friday Pocket Crusoe: Officially: "The DC Flyer"; otherwise "Orange Crush"
Specialized Hard Rock: "The One Who Gathers Dust on the Back Porch"