Oh, I'm a Fred alright, but I'm faster than half the Cat 4's, most of the 5's, almost all of the girls, and I can hang with the Road Nazis long enough to annoy them. I give something back to the sport by helping to sponsor a successful local race team.

That's good enough for me. I don't require anybody else's approval as long as my dog loves me.



I'm skinnier now than I was in that picture.

Uh-oh.