Originally Posted by
Robert Foster
Stop, don't blame DG!!!
I know how this works because I have had to explain this to my wife before. There is another dimension that most of us know nothing about. The most direct portal to this dimension if through the dryer. For years I have lost socks to this other dimension and never considered the fact that the dimension existed. Then I discovered there is a reverse portal called the junk drawer in your house. I used to believe the person on the other side on my personal portal took the socks and replaced them in my junk drawer with keys. I noticed one day I found keys in my junk drawer I knew nothing about nor did I have a lock they fit. I still didn’t make the connection to my missing socks or gloves but soon a light came on.
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By Jove, I think you're on to something! I have missing socks AND unidentified keys! Moreover, just recently, and I
swear this is true, I found a pair of new brake pads in my "unmentionables" drawer!
