Originally Posted by
SonataInFSharp
There are only a few ingredients listed: Crab water; HFCS; Caramel color; Phos acid, natural flavors, caffeine.
Same as Pepsi.
There has to be some other stuff in there that falls into the "less than x% so they don't have to list it" category, eh?
Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalash Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
[Homer drinks the can of crab juice, then several more]