Me? First thing in the morning, I get all dressed up in my Ibex riding gear. I load the $7,600 Camboozinli on the back of my BM'er and drive into town, parking one block from the Starbucks and put on my $400 Succosnazner racing shoes. Then I walk my bike to Starbucks where I enjoy a grande low fat skim decaf latte with a shake of cinamon and a teaspoon of organic sugar. Blocking the door with my bike ensures that everyone sees it and makes suitable comments about what an expensive bike it is, and how good a rider I must be. I talk about the TdF with the others from our Starbucks racing team while thinking that the little woman should have the lawn mowed by now. Then I go home, put the bike on the repair stand and oil the chain. All in all, a good day's riding.
Jeeze, I like biking.