" One who posts a family crest as their avatar...?"
I see your knowledge of heraldry is as deficient as your attempt at social integration, Mr Pedantic. My family coat of arms is
here. Crest is a brand of toothpaste.
"Either shop is at fault--shame on them--or user is at fault--shame on you."
Yes, thank you for the pointers. Shame is indeed a sobering experience. Whenever I make a mistake, I beat myself with a stick, and make myself stand in a corner. Works every time.
Have you got a dog?