I once helped a woman in the mountains fix a flat. She had no idea what she was doing. I started the procedure explaining that if she had plans on returning on this somewhat isolated ride, she should know how to get herself back.
I leaned over and started the process with some instruction. She had a very sexy voice I soon found out. She muttered in a soft low voice, "Uh hu! uh huh! Yes, uh hu! Yeeeah, uh huh! Just like that! Yeah, just like that! Uh huh uh huh, oh yeah!"
Needless to say, I had a problem returning my upright position after I was done. darn spandex!
I swear this is a true story!