People who are new to organ:
"If I get a Leslie speaker, will I sound like Goldy Mcjohn from Steppenwolf?"
"Any reason I can't use this 60's electronic spinet organ to play Bach's Passacaglia and Fugue in C minor?"
"Why do organs have two keyboards, aren't they just like pianos?"
People who are new to synthesizers:
"Are those synthesizers like cheating? I mean, they make all the music for you, don't they?
"It must be very easy to play synthesizer since you can only play one note at a time."
"You know, you wouldn't have to have all of those heavy old keyboards if you got a new one. They have 100 sounds, including piano.