Thread: Sex or Cycling?
View Single Post
Old 01-20-12, 02:49 PM
  #49  
cehowardGS
Motorcycle RoadRacer
 
cehowardGS's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 3,826
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 4 Times in 4 Posts
Were do you all think up these topics**********

Well, I am just as bad for replying!!

At 72 years old bicycles have become an addiction and I am enjoying them to the max. However, when the choice comes to sex or my bicycles, my younger wife won't let me give up sex.. No kidding!!

When I come in from work on the bicycle, I get GRABBED, mugged, and the wife rapes me, repeatingly too. I must say, I offer faint resistance. Mainly because after she finishing using me in the bedroom, she drags me downstairs and feeds me a dynamite meal.

I just mentioned this topic to her, and she came up with the idea of putting a bicycle in the bedroom!!! Oh Gawd, what is going to happened to me now!!!!!!

My wife...
cehowardGS is offline  
Likes For cehowardGS: