In before the lock with a joke...
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A southerner is walking around the campus of Harvard, looking for the library. He asks a student walking by, "'Scuse me sir, couldja tell me where the library's at?"
The student replies derisively, "This is Harvard; we don't end sentences with prepositions!"
The southerner replies, "Well then coudja tell me where the library's at, dumba55?"
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Ooops, popcorn's done, time to fold up the chair.