Usually my right foot, but today when I pulled up at a kerbside to stop for a few cars to go by, I couldn't release my foot quick enough. I started to panic and after some frantic kicking I somehow managed to get my foot out and drop it to the floor quickly just before stopping, but on manoeuvring to the ground quickly, I smashed my balls into the front of the seat.
Feebly, I wheeled my bike across the street and up a side alley to nurse the pain and wipe away a tear forming.