Originally Posted by kv501

You're asking for something that doesn't exist. If it did, everyone would ride them. Everyone.

It is kind of like when people ask for a golf ball that's straight off the driver and spins like a ProV on the green. It just doesn't exist. If it did there would be one, and only one, golf ball on the market. Same thing with tires. I use to buy Armadillo tires, ran over everything you could possibly imagine, and had zero flats in thousands of miles. The ride was horrible, though, so I bought a set of GP4Ks and my body & bike thanked me. I will put up with a few flats for that.

Until some future millionaire engineer figures out how to make a tire like you're looking for you'll have to either take a harsh ride, or a comfortable one and change a tube once in a while.