Theres this incident where an extremely hairy prepuberty boy was found to enjoy eating massive amounts of salt, like stealing pickles and spooning salt by the mouthfuls. They found out that they have a certain type of condition, I forgot what, in which he excretes sodium out of his body very rapidly so he constantly needs salt. The doctors treated him and he was fine.
Maybe you have this condition? Do you eat tons of salt? More importantly, are you really really hairy?
