Still smiling from the Rich Logs and love life. I actually giggled out loud at those.
I hope you heal well and are back on the bike quickly. Oddly enough I have always hated left turns and curves. Even more odd, that the only time I've ever crashed was on a right hander. I was hauling butt like I normally did on a bike when I was 16, started into the turn. I made it about halfway through, and the old dry front tire lost traction. My left hand and foot stayed on the bike, and both right foot and hand came off. My chin smacked into the pavement before I even knew what was going on, and I still have a scar to show for it. I limped the bike home at half speed, and I must have been quite a sight with my white T-shirt covered in blood down to my shorts.
Just knocked on wood too, as I am going on 45 without ever having broken a single bone in my body!,,,,BD