Well, this is the most I've laughed in a while...
I don't generate to much nasal mucous, but on a bike, snot rockets rule...
at work...kleenex.
Learned it from my mom, a farm girl, who learned it from her father. She thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. She made the mistake of telling me about it.
Ooops, sorry, I'm a guy but couldn't resist.
....at least I don't do that SNNNNNNK thing and suck it back into my throat. Ugh!