You are every bit as bad as a driver who wants to teach a cyclist a lesson (to stay off the roads) by buzzing him. You deliberately hit his vehicle, when it fact it wasn't even moving. It sounds like you were looking for trouble-- and your charaterization of SUV drivers is rather telling. I find your actions to be immature.
Why do you believe he "clearly doesn't care for the safety of others?"
Is your implication that you ALWAYS follow the letter of the law... always come to a complete stop... always put your foot down... never blow a light... always signal your turns?
I encounter much more serious and aggressive drivers' actions... I can't imagine wasting any energy trying to teach a driver such a lesson.
What gives you the right?
Frankly, it sounds like you ride on the sidewalk anyway... and should probably stay there.