BFSSFG is about getting all worked up over nothing.
Why not just turn it into a "what did you get for xmas?" thread? Not a rare find this time of year on any forum... even on forums that already have "what did you buy" threads.
Here, I'll keep it going...
This is what other people got me:
Bike Snob book number 2.
Another unrelated book.
Some cheap, generic bike lights.
A couple of shirts.
Some underwear.
And I got myself an iPad 4.
AYHSMB.