Old 01-07-13, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by nerys
alas that is one thing I will miss (squishing people) but only a little. I can always put on a 200 pound rucksack and squish away :-) hehe

alas it does not evoke quite the same evil mental image :-) hehe

Few things are more satisfying than having someone get nasty with you and challenge you do "do something" about it.

the look on their face when I say

I won't lay a finger on you. I will just "FALL" on you with a big fat grin and go "oops"

is PRICELESS :-) hehe

then you add a quiet "squish" almost under your breath when that wipes the smile off their face.

perfect.

I will GLADLY give that fun up and be 200 pounds lighter!

ps no nitwits were harmed in this post. I have never actually squished anyone the threat is always enough :-) hehe
I confess I've used the same threat with the runt of my litter, when he suggested I ride a bike through campgrounds while wearing a gorilla costume. My little brother thinks it would give me a good chance at appearing on "Finding Bigfoot."

My favorite self-jab was my announcement that I could be located on Google Maps.....