Originally Posted by
nerys
alas that is one thing I will miss (squishing people) but only a little. I can always put on a 200 pound rucksack and squish away :-) hehe
alas it does not evoke quite the same evil mental image :-) hehe
Few things are more satisfying than having someone get nasty with you and challenge you do "do something" about it.
the look on their face when I say
I won't lay a finger on you. I will just "FALL" on you with a big fat grin and go "oops"
is PRICELESS :-) hehe
then you add a quiet "squish" almost under your breath when that wipes the smile off their face.
perfect.
I will GLADLY give that fun up and be 200 pounds lighter!
ps no nitwits were harmed in this post. I have never actually squished anyone the threat is always enough :-) hehe
I confess I've used the same threat with the runt of my litter, when he suggested I ride a bike through campgrounds while wearing a gorilla costume. My little brother thinks it would give me a good chance at appearing on "Finding Bigfoot."
My favorite self-jab was my announcement that I could be located on Google Maps.....