Animal control? You must be kidding. Oh wait, you mean a shotgun?
No such thing out here in the boonies. The dumbass sherrifs will not do anything to these people. If they won't bust them for meth manufacturing, they damn sure ain't gonna come take their precious pit bull doggie away.
What will lemon juice do and what will ammonia do? I don't want to get that crap all over myself if it's gonna do something bad to my skin.