Some lady walking out of Pottery Barn for Kids yelled at me because I did the fancy off the back dismount in her general direction. I guess my zany bicycle antics were too much for her because she told me to 'watch where I was going' and 'control my bike or don't ride it at all'. I was actually doing both of these things so I said 'calm down lady, why don't you buy another ****ing wall sconce or something'. It was the best I could think of at the time