>>Spandex cycling shorts are padded in the crotch. It generally covers the goods.<<
Yeah, only if i tuck it back...
The picture is about right...
>>what do olympic lifters use to keep pepe` from showing?<<
Steroids.
>> Doesn't bother me, don't you ever check out women wearing revealing clothes? No difference.<<
Don't know, gentle curves are one thing. Or is this guy cleavage?
>>I suggest putting a cucumber and a large potato in your tightys..-then go back to the same convenience store, and to the same cashier...and report back to us<<
Why would i make myself look smaller?
>>Please do get some new shorts. It's hard not to look. It's like a train wreck.<<
Yeah... a freight train baby! (sorry, just had to)
>>You can't look away.<<
NOW YOU KNOW HOW US GUYS FEEL!
(wow, i wonder if i could get out of a speeding ticket?)