Old 09-11-05, 09:36 PM
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james_swift
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Curreny: coins flung from speeding vehicles hurt. Pennies not as bad as quarters, but most of the as$h0les who do that kind of crap are cheap, poor bastards, so they can't afford to jettison the higher-valued coinage without fearing the forfeit of their next beer.

Bottles: thankfully, I haven't taken a direct hit with one...just a couple meant to disintegrate upon impact in my immediate path so as to cause a flat. Dumb as$h0le obviously never heard of kevlar-belted tires.

Spit: need I elaborate?

Slap on the ass: not me, but a guy in front of me was the unfortunate recipient of a slap on the backside by a group of roudy kids passing in a convertible.
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