Chainring Tatoo: What you wind up with on your calf if you unclip and collide with your leg.
OR... If your standing over your bike talking aimlessly to your ride buddies and don't notice that you've given yourself a "Chainring Tattoo"
"Cheese Grater" - That stretch of rode was a cheese grater on my tires.
"Haulin' The Mail" When a rider or a paceline is just setting a blistering pace. Usually in this instance you are having a good day and don't feel like your working that hard to go fast.
"Washboard" - Grooved/Grinded pavement
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